After I pause to contemplate what the determined state of Rob Manfred’s MLB could be had it not instituted Homosexual Satisfaction Video games, I shudder on the penalties.
Many have been the instances when homosexual associates and family members threatened to by no means spend one other dime to attend an enormous league recreation and/or cancel their costly cable subscriptions to out-of-market video games except their homosexuality was conspicuously authorised and saluted earlier than and through MLB video games.
I can rely them on lower than one finger.
So, when the Dodgers celebrated Homosexual Satisfaction Evening by that includes and rewarding 5 fats, bearded males — slobs — dressed as nuns to mock fading Catholic doctrine in opposition to homosexuality — a brazen and intentional pregame insult to a significant U.S. faith — my homosexual associates lined as much as declare, “There, that’s higher! That made us proud!”
