In yesterday’s put up I discussed that gravel rider who went lacking, however in the event you actually wish to disappear it’s a lot better to make use of an e-bike:
Although you’ll additionally wish to use a kayak as a decoy:
Borgwardt was reported lacking by his household on Aug. 12, 2024, following a kayaking journey at Inexperienced Lake about 100 miles northwest of Milwaukee.
An overturned kayak and lifejacket that authorities consider belonged to the lacking father have been finally recovered — main investigators to suspect that he had drowned.
Then whereas they’re dragging the lake in your bloated corpse merely experience your e-bike to Canada:
After staging his demise, Borgwardt rode an electrical bike 70 miles in a single day to Madison. He then caught a bus to Detroit and crossed into Canada to board a airplane in Toronto, in keeping with CBS Information.
Now that’s what I name being multimodal.
In fact, throughout my very own upstate trip I too was ideally poised to flee to Canada, and actually I might have simply and cheaply obtained each the kayak…
…and the e-bike at Walmart:
Come to consider it, maybe the e-biker I noticed throughout my very own transient journey throughout the border was additionally pulling an analogous disappearing act:
Truth I simply made up: 58% of e-bikers in Canada are fleeing Individuals.
Then once more, why would I run away to Canada or Japanese Europe or wherever else when New York Metropolis is so fantastic? Certain, we don’t even have Walmart, however we do have extremely weird tableaus, equivalent to this one I occurred upon deep within the park:
It consisted of a number of dozen damaged eggs:
Numerous empty six-pack containers:
A stuffed animal:
An orange wig and a carrot:
A pair of freshly-cut jorts:
And quite a few notes and graffittoes studying “White Individuals” however with the phrases crossed out:
I’ve been making an attempt to place all of it collectively, and my two main theories are as follows:
Somebody was training an especially high-concept juggling act however saved getting drunker and drunker till they broke all of the eggs
They held the Singlespeed World Championships in New York Metropolis this 12 months and by some means I missed it.
In any case, apart from fixing mysteries, after a extremely satisfying fornight with the Roadini I’ve additionally been getting reacquainted with my different highway bikes, particularly this one:
And this one:
For some individuals, the phrase “decadence” would possibly imply consuming champagne in mattress, or having a wild drunken egg celebration deep within the park, however to me it means having devoted highway bikes for brief, medium, and long-reach brakes–to not point out Campagnolo, Shimano, and friction shifting respectively. In fact, some would possibly say that I might simply use these new Growtac shifters as a substitute, however fairly frankly the extra I hear about them the extra they piss me off:
As I’ve famous earlier than, these items handle to get rid of the most effective attributes of each friction shifting (that’s to say the utter simplicity) and built-in shifting (particularly the idiot-proof nature of indexing) and mix them into one ass-backwards part, all whereas being costlier than any of them:
Additionally, they sound very difficult and annoying to put in…and in keeping with the video they’re now introducing “click on plates” in order that they’ll index, go determine:
It by no means ends:
Look, all I’m saying is that with regards to highway bikes there are two groups*: Crew Friction, and Crew Built-in Shifting. JUST PICK ONE AND STICK WITH IT.
Or, you understand, have numerous totally different bikes, like I do.
It’s the one good choice.
*[Okay, fine, there are other teams, like Team Indexing Downtube Shifter, but let’s not overthink it.]
