I Would Prefer to Misappropriate the Blue Jays’ Spring Coaching Scoreboard for Use in Shenanigans

On Tuesday morning, legendary baseball author Jayson Stark was at Blue Jays camp in Dunedin, Florida, the place he discovered one thing he preferred.

Here is one other Dunedin characteristic I am a fan of. Exit velocity information on the scoreboard throughout batting apply. Together with the bunts!

— Jayson Stark (@jaysonst.bsky.social) 2025-02-25T15:36:16.065Z

The Blue Jays had been posting reside batted ball information throughout batting apply, and that is certainly cool. On the absolute worst, that is an attention-grabbing bit of knowledge for anybody who occurs to be hanging round. All of us have various appetites for information whereas consuming sports activities, however I don’t know anybody who sees a hitter put a ball within the seats and doesn’t instantly assume, “I’m wondering precisely how far he hit that.”

I’m certain the gamers and coaches have entry to this data at their comfort, ought to they need it. However sharing it on the scoreboard in actual time presents a novel alternative: To make use of this superior know-how to do shenanigans.

My first inclination upon having that thought was, “Effectively, I assume that’s yet another factor I don’t have in widespread with skilled athletes,” however, wait, ballplayers love doing bits. Some skilled athletes are all the time on the transfer, all the time hopping from exercise to exercise, however a lot of the lifetime of a baseball participant is spent doing hurry-up-and-wait. I don’t know in case you’ve ever frolicked round a bunch of younger males with time on their palms, however actually the spark of human genius resides inside any group of bored dudes.

Final 12 months I used to be killing time within the press field earlier than a sport at Residents Financial institution Park when the Phillies emerged onto the sector en masse. They arrange a marker in heart area, then one after the other they took turns chipping golf balls at it. Closest to the pin, I discovered later, received the primary choose within the group’s fantasy soccer draft.

Each baseball group is like this, to a higher or lesser extent. That’s how we received the recent foot, the rally cap, and a few actually progressive bodily comedy routines from the world of school baseball.

Clearly, it’s occurred to those guys that you can gamify the Statcast output at batting apply. Virtually, that’d imply taking pictures for the best exit velocity, however that’s boring. Not solely would the identical man win day-after-day, attempting to hit the ball as laborious as doable is simply… work.

However what in case you had been in search of particular targets? Like, seeing who may get closest to a very flat launch angle.

Solely it seems that’s not very a lot enjoyable. Over the course of the Statcast period, there have been greater than 16,000 batted balls with a launch angle of 0 levels. You’d assume that’d imply a line drive, however in apply these are floor balls. The toughest-hit instance got here off the bat of… would anybody prefer to guess?

Oh, you all mentioned Giancarlo Stanton. That was anticlimactic. So was that flat 122.2-mph screamer, it seems. Right here, check out essentially the most boring double play you’ll ever see.

OK, then. What lies on the different finish of the spectrum? In any case, the unique put up not solely marveled on the utility of getting reside batted ball information on the scoreboard, it was tinged with a soupçon of “ha ha, isn’t it foolish that bunts have an exit velocity and launch angle?” (Which, to be clear, it’s.)

So let’s have it. What’s the softest you possibly can hit a ball? Even in a batting apply surroundings, there’s a variety of switch of momentum concerned in hitting a ball into truthful territory. Pressure equals mass occasions acceleration, coefficient of restitution, issues of that nature. I don’t know, I’m not a physicist. With the intention to completely deaden a pitch that’s thrown even at 80 mph, you’d should be Tony Gwynn multiplied by The Flash.

However you will get shut. Counting spring coaching and the playoffs, the softest batted ball within the Statcast period got here off the bat at 5.2 mph. There are two cases of a ball hitting this mark. One is, to be frank, an information error. First, Lucas Duda was the hitter. I used to be about to say that he’s by no means bunted in his life, however Baseball Savant does have him down for 3 bunts in his huge league profession, together with a profitable sacrifice.

But additionally, early within the Statcast days, the system had issues studying balls that got here off the bat at extraordinarily excessive or low launch angles, and that’s very clearly what occurred right here.

It’s displaying a quadruple failure. That may’t occur; it’s received to be instrumentation.

Not so for the precise softest contact of the previous decade. I offer you Christian Bethancourt, who on Could 14, 2022 laid down a sacrifice bunt that got here off the bat at 5.2 mph and -17 levels and traveled two toes within the air.

Speak about tender palms. This man shouldn’t be enjoying baseball, he must be baking wedding ceremony muffins or sculpting statues.

The toughest factor to do in sports activities is to hit a spherical ball with a spherical bat, and so forth. However to do it at 5 mph merely beggars perception. Stanton’s white-hot double play ball got here off the bat practically 25 occasions as quick. Stanton’s grounder would’ve outrun most World Struggle I fighter planes. Bethancourt’s? Barely sooner than strolling tempo. Bethancourt’s bunt would run the mile in 11 and a half minutes.

Bunts underneath 10 mph aren’t unprecedented; there have been 4 within the majors final 12 months, which is greater than I might’ve guessed. However how softly are you able to hit a ball once you’re attempting to hit it laborious?

The softest non-bunt ball in play within the Statcast period got here off the bat of Willi Castro (albeit solely barely) in 2019: 7.6 mph. However that was on a checked swing; Castro didn’t observe via, which as you already know is crucial to any professional swing.

The truth is… did this pitch bounce earlier than Castro hit it? That appears to be the case. Sachin Tendulkar (he’s one in all three cricket gamers I can title, don’t be pedantic within the feedback) would’ve been proud.

Nonetheless, we would like a full swing on a pitch that’s nonetheless within the air.

Ty France adopted via right here, and it received him solely an additional tenth of a mile an hour of exit velo. Mainly the entire softest hit groundballs appear like this: Chasing at a breaking ball within the filth and ticking it off the tip of the bat and straight into the bottom. It’s the least quantity of contact a hitter could make with a baseball, so it is sensible that these batted balls would have the bottom exit velocity.

You understand what else these batted balls have in widespread? All of them resulted in outs. Iglesias truly bumped into his personal weak grounder in truthful territory and received referred to as out.

The softest grounder that resulted within the batter reaching got here in 2021, off the bat of Adam Eaton at 13.7 mph. It was an ideal deadened swinging bunt in entrance of Salvador Perez, who received out of his crouch like a reluctant grandpa who’s been summoned from his recliner.

I’m not 100% certain that Eaton beat this throw, however the name on the sector stands, I assume. Nonetheless, the result’s completely different however the path there is identical: one other pitch with downward break that glanced off the tip of the bat.

One final query, having distributed with the preliminary premise of utilizing the Blue Jays’ fancy new toy for silliness. How softly are you able to hit a ball within the air?

In earlier searches, I’d set the filter for exit velocity at 20 mph. Baseball Savant has one batted ball since 2015 with a sort of fly ball, line drive, or popup and an exit velo that low. I’m inclined to discard it for a couple of causes: First, it got here in spring coaching, with a really puzzling mixture of knowledge: 14.3 mph EV, -77 diploma launch angle, however a line drive single. Additionally, it got here off the bat of somebody named Wagner Lagrange, who is unquestionably a ballplayer I’d heard of earlier than and never Ben Foster’s gunslinger from 3:10 to Yuma.

Lastly, there’s no visible proof. The video that comes up within the search is six seconds of a picture-in-picture interview with Dylan Carlson. Poppycock, says I.

The following contender was a 2017 single by Jason Castro off Josh Tomlin at 23.9 mph. Additionally an information glitch, I feel. Not solely was this nonetheless Statcast’s teething interval, there’s a video for this play, and it exhibits Castro lining the ball off the right-center area wall.

The winner, then, takes us again to the unique setting: A Blue Jays spring coaching sport in Dunedin. Toronto lefty Brendon Little is available in to face Akil Baddoo with two on and one out within the high of the eighth — these video games don’t depend, but it surely’s good to apply successful habits in high-pressure conditions.

Little’s first pitch is a depraved sinker in on Baddoo’s palms, and it completely saws him off. You’ll be able to hear the pleasant crack of Baddoo’s bat deal with exploding — it seems like a straw broom smacking in opposition to a concrete sidewalk — because the ball blorps towards the second baseman at 26.9 mph.

Given the absurdly low exit velocity, Little is tasked with making the play himself, and he doesn’t. It’s a troublesome play; the lefty is falling off the mound towards third base, and Baddoo is reserving it down the road. Reasonably than fielding the ball cleanly, Little journeys and goes to his knees within the basic neighborhood of the ball. (He appears like Matt Martell attempting to catch a punt.) Actually, Little does effectively to even make it shut from that place.

Yeah, I advised you it was going to be ugly pic.twitter.com/A8KucSqa6x

— ByMattMartell (@ByMattMartell) April 22, 2017

However the result’s the softest-hit ball within the air ever tracked by Statcast in a significant league sport. In order that’s the benchmark: 5.2 mph for a bunt, 7.6 mph for a full swing, 26.9 mph for a ball within the air. Everybody ante up $20, and whoever beats these benchmarks in batting apply takes dwelling the pot. What do you say?